IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, SERIOUSLY

What? You Can't Even See Me

2009-04-26T00:25:00.000-07:00

Older Than Old

2008-04-09T22:44:00.000-07:00

an oldie from when we lived on fullerton, right off of lake washignton. so close to freedom!

Been Awhile

2007-12-02T10:34:00.000-08:00

but still kicking.

Senior Pics

2007-06-21T14:52:00.000-07:00

how very senior pic are these?

Scaring Me To Death

2007-06-21T14:50:00.001-07:00

TanQ's favorite way to scare me to death. with Bree.

Does This Look Comfortable?

2007-06-21T14:49:00.000-07:00

SNUBBER

2007-04-03T13:34:00.000-07:00

01. TB loves the closet
02. TB loves a made bed
03. TB hates ghost stories

Bear

2007-03-14T15:09:00.000-07:00

more vacation snaps

2007-03-14T15:03:00.000-07:00

the human once again dumped me at casa swenty while he went off somewhere. it's fun but then when he returns I don't want to go home. i think I made a breakthrough with bear and sydney this time. we almost got along.

i rule

2007-03-14T15:02:00.000-07:00

Damn Ad Flooders

2007-02-05T10:13:00.000-08:00

they are just like too many turds in my litterbox. Sorry but werd verification is back.

Vacation Snaps

2007-01-23T11:21:00.000-08:00

stayed at casa swenty as per usual over the holidays. mostly camped out on steve's closet shelf on a comfy suitcase. but sometimes on the fridge and sometimes in steve's bathroom.

Vacation Kitty

2007-01-23T11:13:00.000-08:00

again, this is Jasmine, aka Jazzy B. the Human uses her as replacment kitty when he is visiting family in the midwest. she's a fat cutie, but she's no TanQ baby.

Outside Kitty

2007-01-08T15:24:00.000-08:00

this is outisde kitty.
she has been living off the swenty's back porch for a month or so now.
she runs away if you try to touch or get near her, but she's fine if you look at her through glass.
she's very cute.
the first time my human saw her, he thought she was me for a second.

office space

2006-12-11T23:45:00.000-08:00

a few weeks ago, my human took me to work with him. it was weird. i was tired and there were all these people coming in and harrassing me. and believe it or not, i didn't sleep for like 8 whole hours. then he dumped me off at bear and sydneys house for a few days. it was ok. i like how big the house is but bear is out to kill me and sydney just stares. Weirdos!

i see the silly lights and trees and boxes with bright paper and bows that the humans are carrying down on the street. i suspect my human will be abandoning me at bear and sydney's house again soon and going away for a week - like he does every year at this time.

humbug.

the Ulcer

2006-10-22T17:20:00.000-07:00

this is my new toy, Ulcer. the human got it at "ye olde curiosity shoppe".

it's a giant microbe called an "ulcer". the human thinks it's hilarious, but i don't get it.

I like to bite Ulcer and chew on his hair.

been sleeping

2006-10-22T17:10:00.000-07:00

i like our new apartment. it has hardwood floors and no roommates.

Gray Cat Sitting Again

2006-09-07T09:53:00.000-07:00

the human is cat sitting for Consuelo again. he says they are cookoo. all the grays I have ever met are cookoo. Hello, BEAR?

New Apartment Smell

2006-09-07T09:49:00.000-07:00

here I am helping the human get the new apartment put away. I was a lot of help. I'm much happier now that the smoke stack is gone.

However, it's too hot in the apartment. I look forward to curled up nap weather.

New Neighbours

2006-09-07T09:46:00.000-07:00

these are the new neighbours. I don't know their names but they are cuties.

Ones I WIll Miss

2006-08-28T13:39:00.000-07:00

Boo Boo and Calvin from the old apartment.
See? I finally meet friends and we move.

Jasmine

2006-08-16T11:37:00.000-07:00

The human spent all last week cheating on me with this cat Jasmine. She's a cutie but she looks a little cookoo to me.

Boo Boo

2006-07-26T10:50:00.000-07:00

Boo Boo came for a visit on saturday. he's very friendly and roams around sniffing everything. I think the human wants to keep him.

cutie

2006-07-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

this is cutie. She lived with the swentys for a few months but has gone away now. we miss her.

GRAYS

2006-06-27T13:58:00.000-07:00

the human was cat sitting for consuello's cats this weekend. I have never met them as they are not allowed to leave their apartment.

the pissed off fer days looking one is "THE Gray" or "GREEEEEEE"

The loopy looking one with the big eyes, satellite dish ears and the nub tail is Landon-Lou.

munsters

2006-06-06T23:46:00.000-07:00

Can you tell these two to get the Hell off my chair already?

Lucky Outside Felines

2006-05-22T19:42:00.000-07:00

Here's "Big Fatso Kitty" and "Calvin-Buddy" outside my window...Taunting me with their Freedom!

SLEEP ( and Outside )

2006-05-22T08:47:00.000-07:00

Attack of the Dog Thing

2006-05-05T10:22:00.000-07:00

the Human's annoying roommate was dog-sitting this dog-thing named sophia.

she's cute but just a puppy and annoying and dumb like most dogs are dumb.

see how I scowl at her from amid the shoes? eventually she went away.

Comfort

2006-05-01T14:16:00.000-07:00

sure, there are comfy pillows, beds and couches to lay on but I do prefer this crunchy paper shopping bag.

Sunshine on my shoulder

2006-04-24T10:53:00.000-07:00

had fun in the sun all weekend. too bad my mean human won't let me otuside to frolick in the hilly brush!

Bastard!

Vacation Snaps

2006-04-12T13:50:00.000-07:00

had fun at Casa Swenty. But was glad to see the human again. I always wonder if I will ever see him again everytime he dumps me off there.

Vacationing

2006-04-03T20:22:00.000-07:00

i'm on holiday at casa swenty while the human is off somewhere. enjoying the sun on the decks and tolerating the rude cats that live here.

Sleeping In

2006-03-15T17:25:00.000-08:00

Today, I slept in. Just like I do on the 364 other days in the year.

Kitty Dreams

2006-03-02T00:02:00.000-08:00

It's best if you don't even ask.

MYSPACE

2006-02-27T18:54:00.000-08:00

this is myspace - right here, this side of the bed on top of all these pillows.

The human is home sick so i am doing my best to take up as much room on the bed that i can.

CURSES!

2006-02-17T17:12:00.000-08:00

Another perfectly good hiding spot Discovered by my meddling human!

A Few Of My Favorite Things

2006-02-07T15:57:00.000-08:00

01. the RED Sparkle Ball. While other color variations of the sparkle ball are nice, the RED Sparkle Ball is the one that makes me go Cookoo for coco puffs.

02. Behind me, to the right - the "Magic Thing".

Human Meanie

2006-02-03T08:56:00.000-08:00

I ask for so very little, yet the human takes it away.
The heat box I have slept on since being transported to this rainy town has been replaced with a much skinnier version that only a trapeze artist could lay on. I tried to jump up on it and failed. the Human laughed. Now I am forced to lay "NEAR" the skinny heatbox which produces very little heat.

It was a sad day.

I Disapprove

2006-01-30T15:03:00.000-08:00

Of course I look like shit.
Hello? I just woke up from nap #14 of the day!

warmth

2006-01-23T12:44:00.000-08:00

I find the combined warmth of the monitor AND CPU to be the most pleasing. It has nothing to do with the size of my ass, as the stupid human might think.

Plus, he says he's getting a flat panel monitor soon - maybe I'm just acclimating myself to the cpu?

don't question me.

TB : Actress

2006-01-19T14:34:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year and That Shit

2006-01-06T10:43:00.000-08:00

I'll just be lying here - using the edge of this computer as a pillow.
I hope the human never gets one of those flat panel monitor things.

Cuter Than You

2005-12-06T18:34:00.000-08:00

I See You There !

Squalor

2005-11-29T17:27:00.000-08:00

I wish my Human would clean his room, but all he does is move things around.

S U P E R M O D E L

2005-11-17T14:30:00.000-08:00

the human was on a rampage with his camera phone.
Still, I do look good, don't I?

I like to stand on his computer and stare into the corner.
It freaks him out because he has watched "blair witch" too many time.

Kitty Friends

2005-10-30T14:23:00.000-08:00

I'm looking forward to the Holidays.

My human abandons me several times a year at his friend's house. it's a huge house with lots of places to hide and many windows.

At the friend's house there are 2 other cats. they are weirdos but at least they don't try to muder me. the gigantic gray one is lazy BEAR and the other skinny one is skitty ~Sydney~. I wish i was as skinny as ~sydney~. but she's only skinny because she throws up all the time.

I'll see them at Christmas this year.

BEAR's name is yelled. ~Sydney~ is said very quietly.

Happy Halloween

2005-10-30T14:21:00.000-08:00

this picture makes me look:

Insane!
Dangerous!
Savage!
Scary!

Or Not.

a Saturday in October

2005-10-08T16:24:00.000-07:00

A Lazy assed day for me - are you suprised?
my human got up early and went to work...I thought he didn't work on saturdays?

Anyway, he left me here with the idiot roommate and his friend.

Luckily, they weren't having what my human calls"8AM DANCE PARTY" and just watched Tv, so i was able to snooze the day away until the human came home at 4 and then i screamed at him for a while and then I took another cat nap on a shopping bag while he cleaned his room.

what have I done ?

2005-08-25T10:52:00.000-07:00

for the last 23 days?

1. slept
2. ate
3. barfed

the usual.

WHO'S VAIN ? - Scrapbook 4

2005-08-02T22:39:00.000-07:00

01. reverse view @ the lake house
02. view @ lakehouse
03. the human thought this was cute
04. wet rat or bath time?
05. hiding from that stupid dog in the crazy house

Scrapbook 3

2005-08-02T22:37:00.000-07:00

01. chatting with Calvin, boylston house
02. lounging. not sure where.
03. Lake house days - when life was perfect.
04. Lake house moving - Not happy
05. With Oscar ( R.I.P ) at the Ghetto house

Scrapbook 2

2005-08-02T22:35:00.000-07:00

01. Fave spot - human bed
02. Let me give you a hand
03. Fave spot - middle of the couch
04. Hiding from the dog again - crazy house
05. Amoungst the things - lake house

Scrapbook 1

2005-08-02T22:32:00.000-07:00

1. Hiding from the dog - crazy house
2. hiding from "Whinney" - steve's apartment
3. I love Laundry! - lake house
4. Moving - lake House - Not happy
5. I'm So Cute !

Today

2005-07-31T22:04:00.000-07:00

Enjoyed the sunshine today while my humans whined and sweated.
They also kept assaulting me with the leopard thing, as you can see from the attached fotos.

yesterday

2005-07-31T22:01:00.000-07:00

Accidentally broke the curtain rod thing - cuz I'm a dirty Kitty Voyeur.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

2005-07-20T17:06:00.000-07:00

Joy

all about me, tanq baby

2005-07-14T14:21:00.000-07:00

Last night I barfed at the bottom of the spiral stairs and then hid underneath the table to wait for the mean human "chimney" to come downstairs. he did and of course stepped in my barf in his bare feet. he was horrified. i chuckled heartily to my kitty self.

have slept in the sunshine all day today. waiting patiently for my human to come home around 7 earth time and feed me and love me.

bored.